Sunday, July 31, 2022

Jokes on Me

I saw these multi-color jax at the supermarket the other day.
I just slipped them in next to the potatoes and milk.  In my day jax were metal and would go right through your foot when you stepped on them barefoot.  But now they are soft plastic.
They even have a list of games to play with them.  I won't be playing any of these.
The wife did not even notice until we got to check out.
As soon as she saw them MRS Bunkermeister said, 

"Those are for the Joker aren't they?  The perfect wife for me.

Saturday, July 30, 2022

Rapid Fire

Throw the grenades!
Keep up the firing.
He's hit.
Aim carefully, squeeze the trigger....
Fire quickly but accurately.
Those heavy slugs are slowing him down.

 I think the machine gun got him!

Friday, July 29, 2022

Open Fire

It is small Godzilla!
Here in the snow.
Open fire men!
Machine gun chatters.
The sniper aims for vital parts.
Radio headquarters we have found the target and are engaging.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Snow Alligator

I don't know why they sent the Army out into the snow to look for a giant alligator.
They don't even have alligators here this far north.
It's too cold for them.
And even if they did, isn't that the problem for a game warden?
That's no alligator!

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Jet One and Jet Two Fire Missiles

The robots are defeated on the ground, and now F11 jets are about to engage their UFO counterparts.
Jet 1 launches two air to air missiles.
Two direct hits!
Jet two approaches the second UFO.
Two more air to air missiles are launched from Jet two.
One hit and the other...
A second hit, and now the robot and UFO threats are defeated!

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

UFO In Sight

Air traffic controllers vector the F11 jets toward the UFOs.
The pilots change their heading toward the UFOs.
Increase speed.
UFO in sight.
Closing fast.
First two jets peal off and ready for combat.

Monday, July 25, 2022

Take Off!

The deck officer waves his paddles.
Jet moves down the deck to take off.
Standby to hook up to the catapult.
Ready to take off.
A flight of four F11 jets search for the UFOs.

Sunday, July 24, 2022

F-11 Fighter Jets Prepare for Flight

Command alerts the USS Lexington aircraft carrier.
The deck crew prepares the Grumman F-11 Tiger fighter planes for immediate launch.
The big jets fire up their engines.
Chocks are pulled away from the wheels.
Fire extinguisher men standby.
Armed men standby on the deck.
Flight crew chief gives the thumbs up to the pilot.
Aircraft ready for flight.